Graceful.

I pulled into the parking lot at Kohls tonight and found a spot close to the door. Score! As I stepped out of the car, I somehow tripped, my ankle turned and my not-so-tiny body came crashing down on my left knee. It hurt like a sonofabitch and I scraped my knee up just like a little kid. Of course, there were plenty of witnesses. How embarrassing. It happened so fast, I didn't have time to process it until I got inside. Then I started giggling uncontrollably. I swear to God, only me.

I spent too much money on two scales (one for me and one for food) and walked out still laughing at myself.

The End.

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